From the mouths of babes...

Some of the boys were talking at snack time.
B said, "My cousin Colton is taller than me, he's 6!" 
T answered, "Luke is 6 too, and he's tall."
B was impressed, "They're both 6, they're equal!"
T misheard him and was indignant,  "Evil?  Evil?  Luke's not evil!"