From the mouths of babes...

When we had our tornado drill for the month, we had all the kiddos in the half bath.  We gave the children stuffed animals and flashlights, and I went through the tornado kit to show them that we're prepared, just in case.  One of the kiddos said they were scared, and I said, "You don't need to be scared, because guess what we have?"   A little voice answered, "God?"