From the mouths of babes...

On the way to a field trip, B.M. and E.F. had a long theological discussion that began with seeing a Halloween decoration stored on top of a haunted house in Fort Worth.   
B.M. said, “God knows there’s nothing to be afraid of.”  
E.F. thought for a moment, and replied, “But Scooby-Doo is afraid!”   
A little later she announced, “I don’t like church.  I just have to color and never get to eat.  Only one time they gave me cheese and a cracker.”  
 She thought some more, and finished with, “God only has water, and then someone turned it into juice.”